Mags Burke - Worked for charity, sunk artesian wells in developing countries, graduated with first, engineer and helping people, swept away from femininity, wants her dad to talk to her like he talks to Eamonn and his kids, lesbian, after dad's statement on the infamous dinner she got her coat and drove off and didn't return for near a year, live in sound bites, bottom line, dangerously reductive, wants her dad to know she's still his little girl