Rory Slattery - Employed by Pokey, fat, lazy

Rory Slattery - Up bobby's arse, going to England

Rory Slattery - Plans to move to London, no imagination or balls, 27, worried about gig and expenses but wants to see Holly, coward, deleted Holly's number

Rory Slattery - Bought joints in a café, seen Bobby come out of room

Rory Slattery - Work used to be fun, was on a 10 mile run and met Eugenija, tripped over her dog, couldn't stop thinking about her, all Eastern Europeans in café, know half from the site, magical coffee. Shocked by how Eugenija's beauty

Rory Slattery - Borrowed MG, nearly tears in his eyes at the singing, kissed her and fell in love, can't be acting to too happy on site when everyone is moaning.